kris

[kris]

[princesscarriefisher]

me, a lesbian, mistaking a nice twink for a nice butch lesbian: [gives him the lesbian nod]

him, a twink, mistaking me for a twink: [gives me the gay once over]

me, a sensitive dyke: [calls an uber and spends the whole time misty eyed, wondering why this nice butch would look me over like i wasn’t a HUMAN BEING, like i was something to be gawked at. i ignore my Uber driver’s attempt at small talk, staring out the window and questioning everything i know about life, meaning, and the pursuit of lesbianism]

him, a confused gay: [stares at the space this twink just vacated, completely floored. a nod. does he think this is a game. does he think this is a joke. this isn’t a PTA meeting where you nod at your old friend but also secret enemy Brenda from across the room. was i not even worth the once over. have i lost my game. what does this mean]

[dutch-butch]

[kris]

[webkitten]

discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER

me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…

[kris]

[watermelonhabbits]

hey @staff since you’ve banned nsfw content i’ve had more porn bots follow me than ever before and i just wanted to let you know i hate it and the systems broke thanks!

[watermelonhabbits]

alright a gay porn bot just followed me so every time a new one follows me i’m adding to this post and tagging you @staff get rid of the bots

[watermelonhabbits]

@staff you’ll never guess what kind of account followed me today

[kris]

[itsagifnotagif]

2019 is a bit dull isn’t it

[phantomofthemusicals]

Don’t you fucking dare

[itsagifnotagif]

I won £2.40 on the lottery after posting this 2019 is mildly interesting again

[kris]

[eternalanimation]

[aftselakhis-shaladin]

“Dark is beautiful” my ass, says the white woman who mocked a Black woman earlier, wishing her to shit herself. This is a racist cunt if I know one.

[ysr718]

Yeah that’s a little iffy as black people namely black women are the main targets of skin lighting

You can shit on the company without shitty on the people who use the product

[ijustliketoargue]

Skin lightening is also a massive problem in South Asia and the market is huge there. She’s not out of her lane to talk about this the way she is. Shitting on people who use the product might be bad, but she’s shitting on those who actively promote it which is very different

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Jameela Jamil is neither white nor speaking out of her lane. Skin lightening is a big deal in SEA countries, India, Korea, so many places in the world. It is such a huge and toxic market. She knows what she is talking about.

[kris]

[kris]

[kris]

[kris]

[stream]

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018) dir. David Slade

[kris]

[deaddboy]

no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do 

[edgebug]

I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[badgerofthebarricades]